May 25, 2012
why does everybody keep applauding Kramer whenever he turns up

he’s one of the main characters, come on audience

Watching Seinfeld on an action packed

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May 25, 2012

got doritos, dip and fanta and cookies

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May 25, 2012
i wish puregym would stop emailing me

‘it’s not the same without you’

‘your missing out’

‘come back to us, no joining fee’

‘come see what you’re missing out on’

‘please join’

‘rob pls ;_;’

I WAS ONLY A MEMBER FOR LIKE A MONTH :@

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May 25, 2012
how do i choose which things to take home

unopened box of tissues (i never got a cold)?

washing up liquid?

plastic cutlery? (i’ve already thrown away the knives, fucking useless little shits can’t even cut bread)

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May 25, 2012
ffs

that bread’s moldy now

:@

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May 25, 2012
i had a dream that i had two (TWO)

already opened bottles of pepsi in the fridge, instead of one. 

sometimes I wonder why my dreams are so exciting

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May 24, 2012

heartshocks replied to your post: libertinagrimmm replied to your post: I’m only…
bread pipes is the worst feeling in the world. I’d put it close to death

fucking bane of sandwich eating, ruins the rest of the meal

libertinagrimmm replied to your post: libertinagrimmm replied to your post: I’m only…
well throw it in the bin then.

this is tough.

I think i’m going to eat as many sandwiches as possible tomorrow and then throw the rest away.

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May 24, 2012

libertinagrimmm replied to your post: I’m only here till saturday and i’ve got too much…
freezer

the bread isn’t very good though, i don’t want to eat it at home because we’ll have better bread there

heartshocks replied to your post: I’m only here till saturday and i’ve got too much…
dont eat too fast or you’ll get bread pipes

fucking hate that. 

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May 24, 2012

I’m only here till saturday and i’ve got too much bread, do I take it back with me? Do I rush through it? I don’t know if i’ve really got enough to put on the bread to make sandwiches of it all.

it’s cheap bread too. sainsbz 47p loaf. We’ve no doubt got plenty of better bread at home.

It seems a waste to throw it out..

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May 24, 2012
standard 60% in my last exam

finished uni for the year now r0fl

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May 24, 2012
One time when I was little I put non-rechargable batteries into a battery charger

I think I’d lost the rechargable ones or something and wanted to play on my gameboy, and these non-rechargables had just died.

They charged fine and lasted for ages.

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May 18, 2012

(via thefrogman)

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May 18, 2012

(Source: thatchiefshieff)

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May 16, 2012
sesamestreet: We’re so excited about the new Potty Time with Elmo app that we can’t stop dancing!

sesamestreet:

We’re so excited about the new Potty Time with Elmo app that we can’t stop dancing!

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May 16, 2012

Anonymous asked: GO BACK TO SCOTLAND!!!

I don’t even know what to say to this

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Filed under: I don't think I've ever even been to Scotland 
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